He put a spell on me

I've got a new scent. It's a concoction of cat food, cat pee and cat poop. Basically, i smell like crap. No amount of body spray can get rid of the cat smell.

Bell's her name, attacking me is her game. She claws, bites and chews my fingers, arm, clothes and even my toes. She follows me around the house. And it's freaky cos she has a bell. So i hear a tinkle everywhr i go. I guess i can strike off the no. 4 on my to-do list. I've been losing sleep cos of the kitten.

After she's finish biting my ass, she'll drape herself around me and sleep on me. So i can't move. She'll sleep on my lap or neck, it doesn't matter as long as she's comfortable with it even if i'm not. It's like she thinks she owns me.

But she's soooo cute. She looks like a minature tiger. And like on, she's got sharp teeth. Haha.