Why cats are smarter than Men by Beverly Guhl

I got this form a comic strip book. Girls, go check it out. It's hilarious.

Cats are smarter than men because...

they'd never ask you if you've gained weight

they know better than to argue with you

their love is independent on how clean the house is

they'd never ask you to wear a padded bra

they'd never say, "wear you blue skirt- it makes you look thin."

they don't drool over other women

you can trust them with your bestfriend

they think you are very intelligent

they appreciate and understand the importance of affection

they don't make you feel bad when you don't exercise

they never accidentally call you by an old girlfriend's name

they know the importance of punctuality

they love being helpful

they'd never give you an appiliance for your birthday

they're not dependent on you for their meal

they don't try to psychoanalyze you

they never tell you what to do, when to do it, or how to do it

they're always sincere

they never make you cry

they don't ask you to wear erotic lingerie

they love it when your tighs get fat

they aren't interested in you only for your body

they still love you when you are moody

and they'd rather be with you than anyone else.

Ps: I love cats.